I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
It’s a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a 90 percent better chance of working out.
The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good.
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.
Bacon’s not the only thing that’s cured by hanging from a string.
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon.
The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.
Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.
Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president or anything. Every time I’m eating bacon I think, I could die right now, and I mean it. That’s how good life is.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You’re basically saying, I can’t make this other food taste good, so I’ll throw in bacon.
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon.
I always use my “Holy Trinity” which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, “bacon always makes it better”. I try to use bacon and pork products whenever it can.
Bacon. Let’s talk about bacon. There’s no meat more glorious than bacon. You can add it to pasta instead of cheese. You can stick it in a sandwich, er… instead of cheese.
You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at anytime of day.
My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can’t beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.
If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound.
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I’m going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It’s a fabulous smell.
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
Who cannot appreciate the smell of bacon?
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.
The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.